...both featuring an elaborately costumed (and Photoshopped) Martha.
Oh, Martha.When I occasionally watch your daytime show, I decide that I am done with your flint-y, bossy, WASP-y self. You are bad with your guests, and often seem lightly disgusted with your staff, and I'm quite sure you've completely lost touch with reality. (I did like it when you used to talk about prison. Loved that. More prison stories, please.)
But, lo, the seasons change, and the Trifecta of Big Fun Holidays looms on the horizon, and I come running back for more of your lovely brand of insanity. Because, quite simply, ain't nobody does Halloween like Martha and her minions.
Also, if it's not too much to ask, I would like someone to come to my home every day in October and make me mashed potatoes shaped like this. Don't forget the wee sesame seed eyes.