Monday, September 10, 2007

You know it's a special, special kind of day when... find yourself decanting a tube of Oral-B Stages Winnie the Pooh Toothpaste into a measuring cup to determine, roughly, how much toothpaste may have been injested by an unamed party.

Be sure to subtract out the toothpaste smeared on the bedroom rug and across assorted books and puzzles. Just estimate. Half an ounce? An ounce? What fun! A guessing game!

Your day might significantly improve, though, if you recieve some lovely flowers for no good reason. Be sure to admire them while you're on hold with Poison Control.

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