Hey, everyone! Welcome to "Is! It! Food!?!"
Contestant 3-Year-Old-Daughter, are you ready to play?
Great! Here are today's "Is It Food?" puzzles:
Two absolutely filthy, discarded suckers lying in a parking lot oil stain!
Exhibit B:A bowl of colorful plastic beads, many of which are sort of shaped like fruit!
Delicious homemade soup, lovingly cooked and served by your mother!
So, whaddaya think, 3-Year-Old Daughter? Which of those exhibits IS! A! FOOD!?!
"Exhibit A is most certainly a food. Why would someone leave delicious food like that just lying around? And is that a fingernail clipping next to the blue one? Why, yes, yes it is!"
"Exhibit B is very probably, most likely a food. I can't be sure until I suck on a few. Like, maybe the whole bowl just to be safe."
"Exhibit C is certainly not real, edible food. It might be poison or perhaps animal waste. I can't be sure because my mother is promising that it is food and saying that I ate a whole bowl the other night. That just doesn't seem right, though. Um, pass the beads, OK?"
Please join us next week on "Is It Food?" when we'll be tasting miscellaneous gum wrappers, stickers, and store-brand cat food!