Heidi Klum: So, Melanie, tell us about your gah-ment.
Melanie: My garment? It's really an outfit, I think, but just barely.
Melanie: Well, um, it's a shirt. I chose the shirt because it was...clean. And the shirt says "C is for Car" which is true and....also....educational? And he had some pants, but they're back on the changing table. I, um, accessorized with that No. 2 pencil, but I should probably take it away now, actually...
Michael Kors: I don't know. I guess I like the red knee socks in a kicky, school-girl, Gidget-y, Betsey Johnson kind of way. It's young, it's fresh, it's irreverent.
Melanie: Um, those aren't knee socks. They belong to my model's sister, a three-year-old girl. I put them on accidentally.
Michael Kors: Oh.
Nina Garcia: Can we see the back again?
Nina Garcia: (Grimaces.) What's going on here? The fit on the bottom is terrr-eee-bulll! It looks like a diaper.
Melanie: It is a diaper. But I was low on diapers, and needed to go to the store, so that's a random, size-5 Huggy I found in the closet.
Nina: Sigh. I just question your taste level.
Melanie: Yeah, you and me both, Nina.
Guest Judge Sarah Jessica Parker: I think she tried really hard, guys. I think she's got a unique viewpoint, and I like that the outfit showcases the model's thighs. Can we have the model pinch his thighs?
Sarah Jessica: See? That 's really cute, guys.
Melanie: Thank you, SJP. I really regret ever saying you were "horsey." Love you, babe!
Heidi: Melanie, I'm sorry, but you're out.
Melanie: Well, sure. Thanks for the opportunity. I regret nothing.
Tim Gunn: (offstage) Melanie, Melanie, Melanie...I'm sorry, but it's time to say good-bye. You need to go upstairs and pack up your worktable, I'm afraid. Also, I just want you know: if I liked girls, even just a little bit, I would take you as my bride.
Melanie: I know, Tim. I know.
Tim: Carry on, then.