Ellie, upon overhearing my dad's conversation about a friend in the hospital, his condition, and a discussion with his doctors, says:
"I not like listening to doctors, Pop. I not like doctors very much. I like....elephants."
The next time she's is having a full-on freak out in the pediatrician's office, I'll just tell the good doctor, Listen, it's nothing personal; this would be fine if you were just an elephant. So...can you refer us to one?