Please enjoy my brother's comment on this post:
"I once owned a one-half stake in a Roomba. His name was Sebastian and he cleaned filth of all manner with fervor and zeal.
Sadly, Sebastian fell prey to one of the many Pabst Blue Ribbon puddles in my then skeevy San Diego bachelor pad. He was never the same.
I donated his parts to science and unwittingly thrust him into this life. Farewell Sebastian, farewell."
I have long wanted Martha Stewart to employ my brother at the helm of a new publication, targeted at the young bachelor set, called "Marginal LIVING."
Martha, if you're out there, call me.