My cub reporter is late submitting his scheduled story. Why? "It's taking longer than I thought. It's not that easy, writing something that's really funny."
Oh, really? That sound is my eyes rolling out of my head and under the kitchen table.
Plus, he's busy doing actual work for actual paychecks to pay actual mortgages. Or something. He's thinking maybe Thursday for bringing in the funny.
We'll have this to keep us amused in the interim.