Those of you who come round here regularly (you few, you proud, you staggeringly attractive and dearly loved) have probably noticed cosmetic changes to the old Beanpaste. It's true: she became whiter, lighter, wider, and may have had a teeny bit of Botox for the new year. I'm happy with the changes, so much so that my OCD tendencies have settled down and I won't be moving to Wordpress for now.
The new template is wider to better accommodate the gorgeous, nifty PictoBrowser I love so dearly. To demonstrate, I will now present....prepare yourself....photographs of my glass Christmas ornament collection. Because I am actually seventy-two.
Keep in mind: I couldn't actually put the majority of my ornaments on this year's tree for fear of Jimmy the Frankentot cluelessly, gleefully smashing them all within the hour. But I love them and miss them all year, so I spent a little time untucking a few from their boxes, unwrapping their tissue, and photographing them obsessively from a variety of angles. Enjoy.