Late at night, while his family sleeps, our Roomba trolls the Web for an Internet bride. He's quite partial to this one, with her supple, blue bumpers and promises of a nice, thorough, wet scrub.
Her name is Scooba. Scooooooba, Roomba seems to sigh.
Her profile indicates that she's tall, round, and actually outweighs him by several pounds, and this information has only fueled Roomba's ardor. You see...
...he likes big 'bots and he cannot lie.