Me: "Hey, this says Spitzer may have spent up to $80,000 on prostitutes."
Him: "You're kidding?"
Me: "That's a really impressive whore budget."
Me: "Hey, this has never really come up, but I just wanted to tell you, so we're clear: you have a whore budget of zero dollars."
Him: "OK. Thanks"
Me: "Don't spend it all in one place."