Have you seen this? Can you believe these people? With the bidding and the higher bidding and the generosity? Geeez. I feel like George Bailey after he comes back from the dystopian George-less future and staggers around in the snow around kissing everyone. ("Zuzu!")
So, in response to your heart-warming generosity, here's the new deal: there are three design packages for auction, available to the highest bidder. The three highest bidders (but only three!) will receive a full custom blog makeover after making their donations.
And! The most excellent (and mysterious) J. of J-Tw0-O, current high bidder at $250, wishes to donate their prize to another lucky bidder. Should J.'s be one of the final three winning bids, here's what we're going to do:
ANYONE who has donated ANY amount to the Nie Recovery Fund need only send me their PayPal receipt to be entered into a random drawing for J.'s unclaimed prize. You could score a brand new blog design for as little as $10, or even one buck, I suppose. Don't miss out!
And in the words of George Bailey, "Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is going to jail - well, it's not gonna be me!"