1. I have horribly dry, sensitive skin that requires all manner of lotions and ointments and salves and emollients and liniments. 2. I am horribly inconsistent about screwing lids shut. 3. I live with a (only very lightly horrible) four-year-old and two-year-old.
And 1. + 2. + 3. sometimes =
And a whole lot of this.
(To be fair: his skin was even scalier than mine. Rexy had it coming.)