Friday, November 21, 2008
The Wood Abides, The Wood Abides
J., the clever and top-drawer human being who writes J-Two-O, wants an update on the Cymbalta Wood Wall of Despair. Well, J., things have not changed a bit since we last dealt with this topic. (Though I, too, noticed that Cymbalta has eliminated the wood paneling from their television commercials. A lobby from the all-powerful Wood Paneling Producers of America, perchance?)
I think about the wall only three to four times a week and have so far resisted medication. Pretty good, eh? But know this: I have plans, BIG PLANS, and that Wall is darn lucky I'm too busy wrangling this whole Christmas play situation while trying to raise two very active, howler-monkey types.
Borrowed time, Wall.