I meant to post this ages ago, but the following is an interview with Ellie about her future aspirations:
Me: Hi, Ellie.
Her: Hi, Mommy.
Me: Hey, Ellie, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Her: Um, a magician and also a deer catcher.
Me: A deer catcher, huh? What does a deer catcher do, exactly?
Her: I will go out in the forest and find deer and catch them up and bring them home and they will live...in my yard.
Me: Wow. That's a lot of work!
Her: Also, I will be a mommy.
Me: Are you going to have some kids?
Her: Yes, a boy and a girl. And I will name them...hmmmm...Barack Obama...and Patch.
Me: Wow. Is Barack Obama a boy or a girl?
Her: A boy. Patch is the girl.