Sunday, June 7, 2009
An Order Of Belly With Side Of Baby-Back Ribs
This, people, is what happens when the hose water is too delicious to resist, and you drink far more than your share of the delicious hose water, and though you have no bum or hips or body fat to speak of, you end up looking...swollen. With child. (In fact, this photo is making me physically uncomfortable and suddenly stricken with the urge to pee and complain loudly about my heartburn.)
Take heed, children: this is a Cautionary Hose Photo.
Seriously, though, is there a better part of childhood summers than THE HOSE? The giver of joy and glee and torture and comfort and thirst-quenching (though weirdly brackish) delight?
I think not, hosers. Happy Summer.