Saturday, February 13, 2010

Valentines From Me to You, and also That Guy

Long ago, in the distant days of February 2008, I presented these valentines for your enjoyment. So, back by very-little-to-no-demand, here is a new batch of adorable vintage Valentines for printing and giving and enjoying. Adorable! Vintage! Capable of addressing your very specific romantic problems!  And, just like before, There Will Be Clowns.

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Happy Valentine's, sweethearts!

92 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

How did I miss this last year? I will be using the tool one for my hubby.

He's at a water polo tournament with our son and won't be back until Sunday night. We got in a tiff just before he left--he had me read something he wrote and I may have lost my head a bit over his inappropriate use of the ellipse.

J. said...

Did you create those funny Valentine's, Melanie? If so, they are BRILLIANT. Well done.

Speaking of funny Valentines, if you guys haven't seen this Valentine's Day ad from JC Penney, click on the link. You will not regret it.

Veronica Mitchell said...

Love it.

Melanie said...

J, of course I didn't MAKE them. I FOUND them, in an authentic dusty shoe box in an authentic dusty attic. (Glad you liked.)

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I was going to tell you that these valentines are the best thing I've seen in ages and thank you for the laugh but then I read the comment from "Anonymous" and now I'm wondering what data? There was data?

(HILARIOUS post as always. Love the valentines)

Hay said...

So Freakin Awesome. 'Cept for the clown, that's just freakish.

J. said...

I didn't realize Photoshop was that old. ;-) Still think you are brilliant. :-)

Melanie said...

Then it was called Photoshoppe.

Stacy (Mama-Om) said...

Scary clown.

Funny valentines.

Magpie said...

Excellent. If only I'd seen this before today...

Stu said...

The tool one is my favorite.

-Stu

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

Photoshoppe. You make me grin.

Amy said...

Okay, that clown freaks me out ...

elizabeth said...

I'm just now seeing all of these & THANK YOU for sharing! What a laugh I just had.

XOXO!

Laura @ the shorehouse. said...

I'm torn between "I eat my feelings" and "The Wheel of Lovers." Brilliant. :-)

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These are better than dinosaur cupcakes. And most other things!! xoh

Lori said...

Hillarious! I found your blog by way of "Notes to Self", I'm happy I stumbled in.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom!® said...

Ooooh. Dibs on the baggage one, although too late for this year! It can keep. :-)

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